I love HBO. It is my favorite channel. And i have lost many hours of my life shamelessly watching the contents of it. And now we shall make fun of it. Because, after all, there is no better way to express your love for something than to make fun of it.
By the way, none of this is mine. This is simply just a place for me to put all the funny stuff I find. If it's mine, it will be tagged so.
So Alvin and the Chipmunks is on TV. And somehow a managed to stumble upon this… If everyone in Westeros talked like this, I think it would be a much happier place.
(Source: youtube.com)
Well, except for Michael Pitt, because as we all know Jimmy was killed by goddamn fucking Nucky Thompson. I really didn’t think he would die. Not by Nucky at least. But then Terence Winter went and pulled a George R. R. Martin and screwed it all up. Jimmy’s not even one of my favorites, but it’s been five days and i still haven’t gotten over his death. I just can’t believe it. I know Jimmy could be a douche at times, but I can’t help but be drawn to tortured souls. Plus he killed the Commodore and chucked Mickey off a balcony, and both of those bumped him up big time on the likeable scale. but he’s gone. For good. I’m gonna go watch a Disney movie where I don’t have to worry about anyone dying…
“I like to think of George R. R. Martin’s killing off of all his characters as a sort of sacrifice to the gods to ensure that HE will live long enough to finish the series.”
Mine! Wouldn’t it be grand if it were true?
You know that’s what Greyjoy would say.
Oh yes. And poor Robb. He’s just so stressed out from being Lord of Winterfell, and preparing for battles and whatnot that he’s turned to the bottle to sooth his sorrows. And now he’s selling his oral skills and his super ripped bod to Theon. Oh Robb, don’t do it. you’re blow jobs are worth more than that.. Why did HBO ever cut this wonderful scene out of the show?
(Source: asofai-crackship)
My reaction, exactly.
This is mine. Yeah, I was really pissed at Robb pretty much all of ASOS. I knew ahead of time everything that happened to him, but actually reading about it just infuriated me. And I got even more mad because I knew he was gonna die with me mad at him. And I look at this picture of him and his little direwolf, and I get sad and feel kinda bad about hating him so much. And then I think about how Grey Wind died too and how he got his cute little direwolf head chopped off and sewn to Robb’s body and how it was ALL Robb’s fault and I just hate him all over again! Damnit, Robb! If you had just been a man whore like Theon and dumped Jeyne Westerlings ass right after you banged her NONE of this would have happened! Damn you, Robb. I love you. But you really suck.
(Source: got-confessions, via got-confessions)
